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"We used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
Now, we have no cash, no hope and no jobs." - Unknown |
Quote of the day
"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." Abraham Lincoln [1809 - 1865]
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Quote of the day.
"They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance." Jesus Christ 0 -- Ω[Mark 2:17]
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"Be a Warrior; not a Whiner!" - A pastor. Unfortunately, I can't remember which.
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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." - Mark Twain [1835-1910]
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"Kain't we all just get along?" - Rodney King [1965-2012]
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"I broke up with that crazy b!tch six months ago!!!" self, as the police are hauling her away(Before he cheats, by Carrie Underwood playing in the background)...........heh, heh.:nuts:
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"If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything." unknown:nod:
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"The internet reminds me of ancient Egypt. People like to write on walls and worship cats." -Unknown
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Quote of the day
"Ain't that slicker'n two cats fu¢kin'." --My father-in-law upon seeing the new trash truck that has the gripper to pick up the trash can.:yay:
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"The man I fear most, is the man that drank water all evening at the tavern last night, and remembers everything we said."- paraphrased from Ben Franklin
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""When someone tells you that something "Can't Be Done", what they're really saying is They can't do it!"" - Third Law of SeerAtlas
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‘It’s good to be fast, fat and old.’-John McGuinness, after setting a new lap record at the Isle of Man TT in 2015
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"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life". -Mohamed Ali, 'The Greatest'
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"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." - Benjamin Franklin [1706-1790]
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Quote of the day
"He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. " - Benjamin Franklin [1706-1790]
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"Want to make America great again? Have a conversation with somebody you disagree with without interrupting them or calling them a loser. It won't change your mind, but you may find some common ground"-unknown
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Quote of the day
"It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it.." - Benjamin Franklin [1706-1790]
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"Just because it fits in your mouth doesn't mean it belongs there" -my mom
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"I never lose. Either I win, or I Learn." - unknown
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"It takes many good deeds to build a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it.." - Benjamin Franklin
Here is the Marine Corps version of that quote, TAZ: "It takes 100 Atta-Boys to make up for one Oh-Sh#t!" |
"Shouldn't Pokemon-GO players be looking for a JOB before they look for more Pokemon?" -unknown
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"Having one child makes you a parent.
-Having 2 children makes you a referee. -Having 3 children makes you a bouncer." - unknown |
Quote of the day
"Let the food shut your mouth!" Again, my Dad(1929-2013) a man of few words, at the dinner table.>:(
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Confucius say- man who smokes weed in bathroom needs to get off the pot
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"The only easy day was yesterday." -Navy Seals
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"Do you think Jelly Fish are sad because there are no Peanut Butter Fish?"-Unknown
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"There is a good wolf and an also an evil wolf within all of us. You should feed the good wolf and starve the evil one." - Cherokee Proverb
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Quote of the day
"Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person." - Mark Twain [1835-1910]
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Quote of the day
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain [1835-1910]
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"How can you look like a million when you eat from the dollar menu?" - Sign at my local cafe
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Quote of the day
"At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment." - Benjamin Franklin [1706-1790]
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Nice Franklin quote, Taz. I haven't seen that one before.
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"Its hard to make the truth rhyme" -Prolific country song writer, Bill Anderson
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Quote of the day
"Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper." Thomas Jefferson [1742-1826] :bs:
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“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.” Thomas Jefferson [1742-1826]:doh:
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That's an awesome quote from Jefferson. Sounds like something Mark Twain would say. Imagine what both of them would think about our modern so-called news networks on radio and TV.
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"If I had a dollar for every woman that wasn't attracted to me,
I would now be Very attractive to women." - Unknown |
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