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One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.

In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Lord,

“You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?”

The LORD replied, "my precious, precious child, I Love you and I would never forsake you! During your times of trial and suffering when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you." -- unknown

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God saw he was getting tired and the cure was not to be.
So he put his arms around him and whispered, "Come with me."
With tearful hearts we watched him fade away.
Although we loved him dearly, we could not make him stay.
A golden heart stopped beating, hardworking hands to rest.
God broke our hearts to prove to us, he only takes the best. -- unknown

Poem on the back of my father's memorial flyer. Cancer took him 9/6/2013 -- RIP dad.

"Unfortunately for yours truly, that train has already sailed."-Austin Powers

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"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." - Mark Twain [1835-1910]

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"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." - Mark Twain [1835-1910]

"We used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs.
Now, we have no cash, no hope and no jobs." - Unknown

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"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." Abraham Lincoln [1809 - 1865]

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"They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance." Jesus Christ 0 -- Ω[Mark 2:17]

"Be a Warrior; not a Whiner!" - A pastor. Unfortunately, I can't remember which.

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"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards." - Mark Twain [1835-1910]

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"Kain't we all just get along?" - Rodney King [1965-2012]

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"I broke up with that crazy b!tch six months ago!!!" self, as the police are hauling her away(Before he cheats, by Carrie Underwood playing in the background)...........heh, heh.:nuts:

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"If you stand for nothing, you'll fall for anything." unknown:nod:

"The internet reminds me of ancient Egypt. People like to write on walls and worship cats." -Unknown

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"Ain't that slicker'n two cats fu¢kin'." --My father-in-law upon seeing the new trash truck that has the gripper to pick up the trash can.:yay: