"You will never reach your destination if you stop to throw stones at every dog that barks" Winston Churchill

"Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man." Benjamin Franklin

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Quote of the day
 

"I've got a PHd in MacGuyverization." -self->D

"I ran twice today. I ran out of beer and then I ran to the store to get some more". - Will Ferrell

"You can go to the bank and borrow money, but you can't go to the bank and borrow a Super Bowl ring. The ring is like a crown." ~Joe Greene, 1975

"Life is like a mirror. If you smile at it, it smiles back at you" - Peace Pilgrim

"At highway speed, if you are looking no furthER ahead than the car in front of you, you are looking at the PAST." - Motorcycle.com

Mama always said "Life is like a box of gators. They're o'nery cause they don't have a tooth brush, and there might be a giant step for mankind"
A/Einstein? E=H2O3
Maybe knot!

Quote of the day
 

"That'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway." colorful witticism heard last week from my son.

"Godzilla movies should be shown in reverse. Then he looks like a benevolent lizard that rebuilds Tokyo and then moonwalks into the sea" - unknown

"People are like the moon; they have a dark side." Lewis Carroll

Quote of the day
 

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." Abraham Lincoln [1809 - 1865]:nod:

Quote of the day
 

"And if a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand." Jesus Christ 0 -- Ω[Mark 3:25]

"I love my country. I just wish my country loved me back." - Rambo