Laffing Devils

[beachbum]

I met Gipsy at a chucky-cheese and we downed a few sodas before we played a mean game of ski ball. Feeling a little high on all the sugar we were just about to roll out when Gypsy told me that to be a true 1% ter i would need to get a hat and turn up the bill, so i went back in and bought a hat. Gipsy looked on with approval as I bent the bill up and slid my half shell over it. I started my hog (110cc Honda scooter) and children went running. We rolled out. We honked our horns at cars...man theylooked scared..haha. i met the rest of the Devils who had just come back from their an exhausting 10 mile ride...boy they were real riders. In order to prove to them my true outlaw nature I had to toilet paper a house and throw eggs at cars. I think the cops were called, so I high tailed it out of there. After proving my true outlaw nature...i mean they had never seen someone cover a house with toilet paper like i did, and i didnt use the regular half dozen eggs, i threw a whole dozen. I i was then taken to the secret tree house and we took a few shots of straight up cool aide, man I was flying.............


The rest is all club secrets....but I will say silly string was involved.

This is satire. None of it is true. It's not real. I was mocking the reality tv show called " the devils ride."